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You're Gonna Need a Bigger Substation - Men's/Unisex Tee

CHF 23.53

50 MVA substation. 1.2 GW AI campus. Somebody did the load study on a napkin. For everyone stuck in the interconnection queue, waiting on transformers, or explaining to the utility why the forecast tripled again. Printed on a soft Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee; fits like a standard men's tee.

Before you order: Made to order after you check out; ships in 2 to 5 business days. US delivery usually arrives 5 to 12 business days after you order; international takes 2 to 4 weeks after it ships. Check the size chart below: because every piece is made for you, we can't take returns for size or fit. Misprinted, damaged, or wrong item? Contact us with your order number and a photo and we'll replace it free.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.